My Pen Is In Your Coffee, Inc.
This page serves as a disclaimer. Everything on MyPenIsInYourCoffee.com is preserved in the exact state it was in when we stopped updating the site in 2005. We've all grown a lot since then, but for some reason I (Nic) still find the name of this website really fucking funny.
Look - some of the shit on this site was written when we were 12-13 year old boys back in 1997 or 1998 - I keep this page intact even though some of it is cringe inducing, because it is a good reminder of how far we've come since then. It's also a diary of sorts - and a glimpse back at what life was like before we had a reality TV president and a pandemic. Before I became a cynic. Click below to proceed to the site as it was in 2005.
Note that Flash is a dead technology so you'll need a flash emulator to make the site work and even then the links don't function :(